A retro-future invader with a familiar smile.
7 inches tall.
ORION GRIN is a 3-D Retro release of Ron English’s iconic character Orion Francis Blue, reimagined with Ron’s signature “Grin” treatment. Equal parts charming and unsettling, Orion is the space alien who came to Earth to harvest humans for food—then accidentally changed civilization forever.
An introverted visionary, Orion pioneered the very concept of the fast-food franchise, planted the seeds
for the fantastical underworld of Delusionville. His grin isn’t friendly—it’s knowing. A smile that hints at appetite, irony, and cultural takeover.
Rendered as a bold three-dimensional retro figure, ORION GRIN fuses pop nostalgia, sci-fi satire, and Ron English’s unmistakable subversive humor into a collectible that feels like an artifact from an alternate history.
Smile back. You’re already on the menu.
